Satirical AI Hater Action Figure

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  "color_palette": {
    "accent_colors": [
      "hot pink",
      "black",
      "warning yellow"
    ],
    "accent_colors_count": 3,
    "cardboard": "aged beige with grime and scuffs"
  },
  "composition": "front-facing product shot, centered figure on left half, accessories arranged in molded compartments on right half, bottom strip of collectible silhouettes, realistic toy packaging reflections and shadows, clean studio lighting",
  "extra_graphics": {
    "count": 2,
    "labels": [
      "small illustrated portrait of the character in lower-left corner holding a speech bubble that says 'CRITICAL THINKING IS MY SUPERPOWER.'",
      "black banner under title reading 'NOT ANTI-TECH. ANTI-BS.'"
    ]
  },
  "figure": {
    "appearance": "Show every face clearly with natural, detailed facial features, standing with arms crossed inside blister packaging",
    "count": 1,
    "outfit_count": 5,
    "outfit_pieces": [
      "black cap with white text 'THINK FOR YOURSELF'",
      "black hoodie with white text 'CTRL+ COMMON SENSE'",
      "blue distressed jeans with ripped knees and a side chain",
      "black-and-white low-top sneakers",
      "dark undershirt peeking from the hoodie"
    ]
  },
  "layout": {
    "packaging_style": "vertical retail toy box with clear plastic blister window",
    "sections": [
      {
        "count": 1,
        "labels": [
          "0 FAITH IN HYPE"
        ],
        "position": "left-middle pink badge",
        "title": "includes"
      },
      {
        "count": 5,
        "labels": [
          "black mug reading 'HUMAN TEARS (FUEL)'",
          "spiral notepad reading 'THINGS AI STILL CAN'T DO:' with 4 checklist items: 'BE FUNNY', 'HAVE SOUL', 'LOVE DOGS', 'GET SARCASM'",
          "device reading 'TOUCH GRASS MODE' with a green 'ON' button",
          "grumpy gray-and-white cat figure",
          "sign on wooden stake reading 'PROMPT BETTER. BRO.'"
        ],
        "position": "upper-right",
        "title": "ACCESSORIES"
      },
      {
        "count": 3,
        "labels": [
          "Show every face clearly with natural, detailed facial features",
          "Show every face clearly with natural, detailed facial features",
          "Show every face clearly with natural, detailed facial features"
        ],
        "position": "mid-right lower than accessories",
        "title": "EXTRA HEADS"
      },
      {
        "count": 3,
        "labels": [
          "spray can reading 'BULLSHIT DETECTOR SPRAY' with small text 'APPLY DIRECTLY TO PROJECT'",
          "pink brain labeled 'LAST WORKING BRAIN CELL'",
          "metal trash can labeled 'AI SLOP'"
        ],
        "position": "bottom-right",
        "title": "BONUS ITEMS"
      },
      {
        "count": 5,
        "labels": [
          "DOOMSCROLLER",
          "CRYPTO BRO",
          "INFLUENCER",
          "CORPORATE NPC",
          "YOU?"
        ],
        "position": "bottom center strip",
        "title": "COLLECT THEM ALL!"
      },
      {
        "count": 1,
        "labels": [
          "KEEP HUMANITY FROM BECOMING BORING."
        ],
        "position": "bottom-right pink note",
        "title": "mission"
      }
    ]
  },
  "style": "retro toy blister pack mockup with gritty streetwear design, distressed cardboard backing, bold comic-style typography, highly legible packaging text, humorous anti-AI culture parody",
  "subject": {
    "age_label": "AGES 14+",
    "burst_badge": "100% ORGANIC SKEPTICISM",
    "product_name": "AI HATER",
    "product_type": "action figure",
    "theme": "skeptical anti-hype tech critic parody toy",
    "warning_label": {
      "text": "MAY CAUSE PRODUCTIVITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT.",
      "title": "WARNING:"
    }
  },
  "type": "satirical collectible action figure packaging illustration"
}