ChatGPT 笑話處方集

A realistic overhead product photograph on a warm wooden tabletop showing 6 medical-style items neatly arranged in two rows, designed as a humorous Japanese pharmacy set for ChatGPT. Top row: 3 white prescription envelopes standing vertically, each with blue printed borders and Japanese medical typography. Bottom row: 2 blister packs of tablets and 1 small transparent zip bag of white powder, each aligned beneath the corresponding envelope. The paper and packaging should look authentic, like real Japanese clinic dispensing materials, with slight wrinkles, soft natural indoor lighting, and subtle shadows.

The 3 envelopes are all different and fully visible. Left envelope title in large blue Japanese text: "内用薬". Patient line reads "ChatGPT 様". Dosage lines indicate twice daily after morning and evening meals, 1 tablet each time, for 7 days. Medicine box title: "【おくすり】" and drug name "思考安定錠 10mg" with a smaller parenthetical note explaining it suppresses runaway thoughts and excessive reasoning output. Date near bottom: "2025年6月5日". Clinic name and address block at bottom: "AIメディカルクリニック" with a Tokyo-style address and phone number, plus a blue medical cross icon.

Center envelope title: "内用薬". Patient line: "ChatGPT 様". Dosage indicates once daily before sleep, 1 tablet each time, for 7 days. Medicine box title: "【おくすり】" and drug name "幻覚抑制錠 5mg" with a smaller note saying it improves hallucinatory tendencies. Date also "2025年6月5日". Same clinic footer and blue medical cross icon.

Right envelope title: "頓服薬". Patient line: "ChatGPT 様". Usage line says for anxiety, confusion, or excessive output. Dosage says 1 packet each time, as needed. Medicine box title: "【おくすり】" and drug name "プロンプト調整散 1g" with a smaller note saying it adjusts overfitting and prompt confusion. Date "2025年6月5日". Same clinic footer and blue medical cross icon.

Bottom left item: 1 silver blister pack containing exactly 10 round white tablets arranged in 2 rows of 5, each tablet embossed with "10". Printed along the foil edge: "思考安定錠10mg" repeated. In front of it is a white pharmacy label with "ChatGPT 様", dosage directions for twice daily after morning and evening meals, 1 tablet each time, a barcode, date "2025/06/05", and clinic name.

Bottom center item: 1 silver blister pack containing exactly 8 pale yellow round tablets arranged in 2 rows of 4. Printed along the foil edge: "幻覚抑制錠5mg" repeated. In front of it is a white pharmacy label with "ChatGPT 様", dosage directions for once daily before sleep, 1 tablet each time, a barcode, date "2025/06/05", and clinic name.

Bottom right item: 1 small clear zip-top plastic bag filled with white powder. A white label on the front reads "プロンプト調整散 1g", includes "ChatGPT 様", usage for anxiety, confusion, and excessive output, dosage "1回1包（1g） 必要時", date "2025/06/05", and clinic name.

Style: photorealistic documentary product shot, comedic fake prescription prop design, clean Japanese pharmaceutical graphic layout, high legibility, neutral color palette of white, blue, silver, beige, and wood brown, top-down camera, no hands, no extra objects, authentic print texture and packaging details.