Korean Rice Drink Parody Ad Poster

Create a bold, Korean-style beverage advertisement poster with a warm, golden liquid splash effect in the background and dramatic commercial lighting. The image should feature a {argument name="celebrity spokesperson" default="Older male politicians like Donald Trump"} The bust depicts a man in a navy blue suit, white shirt, and bright red tie, with a small American flag badge on his collar, confidently promoting a product to the camera. His face is obscured by a flat, skin-colored rectangular mask. His left hand, using forced perspective, extends towards the camera, holding a yellow aluminum can of Korean sweet rice drink. The can is prominently labeled in Korean, with red stripes on the top and bottom, and the main product text reading "비락식혜" and "Since 1993." Smaller Korean instructions, a picture of sweet rice drink on the bottom, and the capacity reading "238 ml (120 kcal)" are also printed on the can. His right hand is giving a thumbs-up. The composition employs a vibrant retro-commercial style, with splashes of sweet rice drink and droplets in the background, highlighted with shimmering gold, and framed from a slightly upward, heroic angle. At the top, there are three striking headlines: in the upper left corner is a handwritten black slogan, “전통의맛, 한국의DRINK!”; in the center is a large, distressed, bold Korean headline in dark brown and black text reading “걸죽는땐?”; in bright red text reading “비락식혜!”; and in the upper right corner is the brand logo “비락”, with the small red text “Since 1993” below. Two additional badges are added: on the left is a yellow circular stamp with a miniature crown icon, reading “대한민국국민음료No.1”; on the right is a white speech bubble containing the handwritten Korean “한국이만든맛있는전통!” and the red English “I LOVE IT!”. At the bottom foreground, place two food elements: on the left is a brass bowl filled with sweet rice porridge and floating rice grains, and on the right is a wooden bowl piled high with white rice. In the lower center, add two lines of large, calligraphy-style promotional text: the first line in white reads “달콤하게! 시원하게!”, and the second line in alternating white and yellow reads “속까지시~원하게!”, underlined with a vibrant yellow. At the very bottom, there are three circular function icons with Korean descriptions: “국내산쌀엄선된재료”, “시원하게갈증해소”, and “부드러운단맛속편한식혜”. In the bottom right corner, add a tiny disclaimer: "연출된이미지입니다". The overall visual effect should be glossy, exaggerated, humorous, and as convincing as a viral parody print ad.