Parallel Universe Office Interview Narrative

Act 1: Presented in raw iPhone vertical handheld video style, all camera settings auto, no post-color grading or effects. Features realistic handheld jitter and operator breathing. Auto-focus occasionally searches or lags. Auto-white balance switches between office natural and overhead light. Image is flat, with realistic flares, chromatic aberration, and motion blur. 0-2s: Mid-shot of a young woman at a desk in a minimalist office. Interviewer's hand and a blue phone in foreground. Voice: 'Why hire you?' 2-5s: Woman suddenly grabs a black phone and throws it. Camera tilts down in surprise to show the phone shattering on tile. 5-10s: Camera returns to woman smiling confidently. She says: 'Deduct it from my next month's salary.' 

Act 2: Same raw style and setting. Woman sits smiling, but a shattered black phone lies on the floor to the right. 0-3s: Voice: 'But... you threw your own phone.' Auto-focus on woman's face as her smile freezes. 3-7s: Her face collapses into sadness. She slowly looks at the shattered phone. Camera follows to show the cracked screen. She tries to feel for the phone on the table but it's empty. 7-11s: She forces a tearful smile: 'That... can I cross out "stress-resistant" on my resume?' 11-15s: Voice: 'No, I'll just note: "Emotionally stable, except regarding personal property."' She hides her face behind the resume, crying about six more installments left on the phone. Blackout.