Albuquerque GTA-Style Crime Collage

Goal: Create a square illustrated parody video game cover/poster in the style of a Grand Theft Auto V key art collage, themed around {argument name="series theme" default="Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul in Albuquerque"}. Make it look like polished digital box art with dramatic realism, comic-book painting, bold black panel borders, and a central oversized game logo.

Canvas: 1:1 square poster, high resolution, full bleed, saturated desert colors, crisp inked edges, cinematic lighting, no photo collage. Use a black background grid with tilted rectangular panels surrounding the center.

Layout: Use exactly 8 illustrated scene panels around one central title logo. The panels are separated by thick black diagonal borders. The central logo overlaps the panels and reads {argument name="main title text" default="grand theft auto"} in large stacked white block letters with black outline, plus a green Roman numeral V emblem with a white ribbon reading {argument name="ribbon location text" default="ALBUQUERQUE"}.

Panel count and contents: 1) Top-left large panel: stern bald middle-aged man with glasses, goatee, black porkpie hat, and dark jacket, with a beige RV in the desert behind him; include handwritten text “ALL BAD THINGS MUST PAY”. 2) Top-center panel: young man with stubble wearing a black-and-red beanie and hoodie, looking worried against a pink sunset city background; include handwritten text “YEAH BITCH!”. 3) Top-right narrow panel: helicopter flying over desert mountains and a water tower labeled “ALBUQUERQUE”. 4) Middle-left panel: slick lawyer in a suit pointing finger-guns toward the viewer, yellow legal-ad background; include red script “Better Call Saul!” and small text “ATTORNEY AT LAW”. 5) Middle-right panel: composed man in glasses and a dark suit in front of a fast-food sign reading “LOS POLLOS HERMANOS”; include small tagline “A HIGHER STANDARD”. 6) Bottom-left panel: bald older tough man in a black jacket looking over his shoulder near industrial tracks; include handwritten text “NO HALF MEASURES”. 7) Bottom-center panel: rear view of a black classic car driving toward the Albuquerque skyline and desert mountains, license plate reading “HEISENBRG”, roadside sign reading “ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO”. 8) Bottom-right panel: plastic bag of blue crystal meth beside stacks of cash; include handwritten text “COOK SELL SURVIVE” and a small yellow square Rockstar-style rating/logo icon with a black “R” and white star.

Visual style: Highly detailed painterly realism mixed with GTA loading-screen illustration, strong outlines, warm desert yellows, turquoise blues, pink skies, noir shadows, expressive faces, dramatic cropped portraits, clean readable typography.

Constraints: Do not use actual actor names. Keep all visible text spelled exactly as specified. Maintain the exact 8-panel collage plus central logo. Avoid extra panels, watermarks, UI elements, or modern app overlays.