Noodle Shop Comedy Skit iPhone POV

iPhone handheld shooting, authentic scene at the front counter of a budget noodle shop, third-person eye-level angle. Fully automatic camera: auto-exposure/autofocus/auto-white balance. Slight handheld shake + breathing sensation, occasional brief autofocus hunting, white balance adjusting naturally to warm yellow indoor lighting. Flat image, slight edge chromatic aberration, minor motion blur. No post-processing, color grading, filters, or effects. Natural ambient sound: noisy background, clinking bowls, distant chatter, faint radio music. Price list and dumpling posters on the background wall, 'hole-in-the-wall' texture. 0:00 Video starts. A male customer stands at the counter in profile, wearing a T-shirt and small earrings. Opposite is the landlady, wearing the outfit from image_20260720112517_1238_183, holding a large blue and white porcelain bowl of noodles. Camera is behind and to the side of the male customer at shoulder height. Handheld shake, breathing rise and fall. 0:02 Customer: 'Boss, why are there three prices for the small noodles?' Landlady looks up, raising an eyebrow. Camera still. 0:04 Customer points to the bowl: 'How much for that bowl in your hand?' Landlady: 'This? 8 yuan.' Casual tone. 0:06 Customer: 'And the 10 yuan one?' Landlady lowers the bowl, grabs a tiny pinch of scallions from the seasoning station, and sprinkles them in. She looks up expressionless. 0:08 Customer pauses: 'What about the 15 yuan one?' Landlady looks at him meaningfully, takes a pair of chopsticks, and picks up a large mouthful of noodles. 0:10 Landlady eats the noodles herself, chews, swallows calmly, then hands the bowl forward. Background music beat gets heavier. 0:12 Customer is stunned for a half-second, then his eyes light up. He lunges for the bowl, shouting: 'I want this one! I want this one!' Landlady smirks knowingly. 0:14 Customer holds the bowl like a treasure. Camera shake increases sharply as if the person filming is laughing uncontrollably. 0:15 Video ends on the exchange, still shaking. Natural environmental sounds throughout. No subtitles or watermarks.