Vignetta satirica sugli integratori costosi

A clean, square editorial cartoon in flat vector style with soft shading and bold outlines, on a light gray background. The scene is a satirical medical office consultation about overpriced supplements that do not work. At the top left, a huge three-line Spanish headline in bold sans-serif reads: “Suplementos” in dark teal, “costosos” in orange, and “que no funcionan” in dark teal, with a small orange sparkle accent and an orange underline swoosh beneath the headline. At the top right, add a social handle and website in dark teal: “@elnutridice” and “elnutridice.com”. Along the far left edge, place a vertical orange credit line that reads “Imagen creada en: ia.elnutridice.com”. In the foreground, show a wooden desk covered with large stacks of green cash, with many loose bills flying through the air around the characters. On the right, a smug male doctor in a white lab coat over teal scrubs sits behind the desk, holding a thick stack of money in one hand and gesturing casually with the other. Show every face clearly with natural, detailed facial features. On his coat, a badge or patch reads “SALUD Y COMISIONES”. In front of him on the desk is a dark teal nameplate with a dollar symbol and the Spanish text “TU SALUD, MI NEGOCIO”. Behind him on the wall, include a framed certificate that reads “CERTIFICADO DE COMISIONES”, plus a small shelf with 3 visible items: 2 teal binders and 1 small potted plant. On the left, a female patient with long dark brown hair and a teal long-sleeve shirt sits facing the doctor, one hand raised in frustration. Her face is also blurred or censored with a rectangular blur block. Add a speech bubble above her saying: “Doc, ese suplemento carísimo que me mandó no me sirvió para nada.” Add a speech bubble above the doctor saying: “A mí sí me sirvió.” On the lower left corner of the desk, place a supplement bottle labeled “SUPLEMENTO PREMIUM” with an orange price mark “$$$$”. Next to it, place a clipboard with a prescription sheet showing a large “Rx” and the text “SUPLEMENTO PREMIUM”. Also include 2 small potted plants total in the image: 1 on the floor or lower left beside the desk and 1 on the rear shelf. Use a humorous, critical, social-media infographic tone, balanced composition, crisp typography, high readability, and polished modern vector illustration aesthetics.