Cat Wife Cooking Meme Photo

Create a hyper-realistic vertical smartphone meme, presenting the deliberate flaws of a low-end Android phone shot: glaring mixed kitchen lighting, slight motion blur, noticeably noisy shadows, compression artifacts, awkwardly tilted composition, and a close-up selfie perspective. The subject is a black and white house cat standing upright beside the stove, one paw outstretched towards the camera, making the paw appear large and blurred in the foreground, while the cat's face remains sharp, with a serious and indifferent expression, and a small black spot around its nose and mouth. Dress the cat in two clearly visible outfits: a lavender floral dress with lace and bow details, and a matching ruffled nightcap decorated with a colorful ribbon bow. The cat's other paw holds a wooden spoon, stirring a black frying pan on the right side of the frame, containing browned food, green herbs, and red pepper flakes, with blue gas flames visible below. The scene is set in a cramped, cluttered family kitchen. The walls are stained, and behind the cat is a metal shelf crammed with condiment and sauce bottles. A blender sits on the countertop, various kitchen utensils hang on it, and the floor is worn-out tile. Add a meme title at the top center, using bold white font with a thick black outline, containing the following text:{argument name="caption text" default="POV : “Aku jadi Istrimu, Mas”"} The goal is to make this picture look like a real, candid selfie of someone cooking—both comical and surreal, with photorealistic realism and no fancy studio lighting.