Two-Panel Tech Meme Comic

{
  "type": "Double-panel comic",
  "layout": {
    "structure": "Vertically divided, with a black dividing bar in the middle containing white text.",
    "top_header_text": "{argument name=\"top panel header\" default=\"at the same time...\"}",
    "middle_divider_text": "{argument name=\"bottom panel header\" default=\"After a week of mysterious and ambiguous developments, users:\"}"
  },
  "panels": [
    {
      "position": "superior",
      "setting": "Bright office environment",
      "character": "A smug-looking man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with the word 'OpenAI' printed on it, smiled with his eyes closed, holding a steaming black mug with the OpenAI logo in his hand.",
      "ui_elements": {
        "count": 2,
        "items": [
          "Tweet example: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with a verification checkmark, account ' @openai ', text '{argument name=\"tweet text\" default=\"I feel so codexy today 😎\"} ', Date 'April 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM'",
          "Notification simulation: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC releases Opus 4.7 at 3:00 PM BST'"
        ]
      },
      "sticky_notes": {
        "count": 3,
        "items": [
          "Yellow sticky note: 'big week soon™'",
          "Light blue sticky note: 'Can't say too much... ;)'",
          "Pink sticky note: 'Coming soon!'"
        ]
      }
    },
    {
      "position": "Down",
      "setting": "The room was dimly lit and covered in cobwebs, with the table in disarray.",
      "character": "Wearing clothes printed with '{argument name=\"skeleton hoodie text\" default=\"Refresh Addicts\"} A skeleton in a black hoodie, desperately cradling its skull with its bony hands.",
      "desk_objects": {
        "count": 6,
        "items": [
          "Computer monitor displaying the X (Twitter) dark mode interface",
          "Black mug with 'C'MON OPENAI' printed on it",
          "A smartphone screen displaying '11:59:59 Refreshing...' and a loading icon.",
          "A digital clock displaying the red text '12:00:01 AM'",
          "3 cans of energy drink",
          "Scattered crumpled paper balls"
        ]
      },
      "sticky_notes_and_signs": {
        "count": 4,
        "items": [
          "Yellow sticky note (left): 'Day 7, still no news...'",
          "Green sticky note (on the monitor): 'Stop posting vague updates, hurry up and post something amazing!'",
          "Pink sticky note (right): '{argument name=\"user complaint note\" default=\"Hurry up and release SPUD or that Codex super app!\"} '",
          "Cardboard sign (far right): 'Make something amazing. Please.'"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}