Microsoft Office Parodie-Banner

A clean, minimalist white background promotional graphic in the style of official Microsoft product launches. On the left, create a layered, glossy 3D app icon cluster of 4 overlapping Office-style elements: in the foreground, a large blue rounded square tile with a bold white uppercase letter P; above and to the left, an orange rounded square tile with a light cream pie chart symbol; in the center, a white document page with the upper right corner folded, featuring 3 horizontal blue lines and 3 blue bar graphs near the bottom; and behind and to the right, a green rounded square spreadsheet tile with a white grid. Use soft shadows, subtle reflections, smooth rounded corners, and a refined modern Fluent Design aesthetic. On the right, place grey small text {argument name="brand text" default="Microsoft"} above a large rainbow gradient product title {argument name="product name" default="Power harassment Ex"}, with the gradient transitioning from orange-red to purple and blue, and finally to cyan. Maintain a wide and balanced composition, with the icon group occupying the left third, the text occupying the right two-thirds, and ample negative space. The edges should be crisp like a vector graphic, presenting a slightly humorous, fictional enterprise software parody aesthetic.