Tech Meme-tegneserie med to paneler

{
  "type": "two-panel meme comic",
  "layout": {
    "structure": "vertical split with black divider bars containing white text",
    "top_header_text": "{argument name=\"top panel header\" default=\"MEANWHILE...\"}",
    "middle_divider_text": "{argument name=\"bottom panel header\" default=\"USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:\"}"
  },
  "panels": [
    {
      "position": "top",
      "setting": "bright office environment",
      "character": "smug man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with 'OpenAI' text, eyes closed, smiling, holding a black mug with the OpenAI logo and rising steam",
      "ui_elements": {
        "count": 2,
        "items": [
          "Tweet mockup: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with verified checkmark, handle '@openai', text '{argument name=\"tweet text\" default=\"feeling codexy today 😎\"}', date '4:41 PM · Apr 16, 2026'",
          "Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'"
        ]
      },
      "sticky_notes": {
        "count": 3,
        "items": [
          "Yellow note: 'big week soon™'",
          "Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'",
          "Pink note: 'stay tuned!'"
        ]
      }
    },
    {
      "position": "bottom",
      "setting": "dark, cobweb-filled room at a messy desk",
      "character": "skeleton wearing a dark hoodie with '{argument name=\"skeleton hoodie text\" default=\"REFRESH ADDICT\"}', resting its skull on its bony hand in despair",
      "desk_objects": {
        "count": 6,
        "items": [
          "Computer monitor displaying the X (Twitter) dark mode interface",
          "Black mug with text 'C'MON OPENAI'",
          "Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner",
          "Digital clock displaying red text '12:00:01 AM'",
          "3 energy drink cans",
          "Scattered crumpled paper balls"
        ]
      },
      "sticky_notes_and_signs": {
        "count": 4,
        "items": [
          "Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'",
          "Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'",
          "Pink note (right): '{argument name=\"user complaint note\" default=\"just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!\"}'",
          "Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}