Surreal AI Error Renaissance Collage

Objective: To create a 9:16 vertical museum-quality digital pop surrealist collage with themes of artificial intelligence, classical sculpture, and retro computer glitches, titled "..."{argument name="headline text" default="AI IS THINKING SO I DON'T HAVE TO"} Canvas: High-resolution poster, 768 x 1152 or similar 2:3 vertical crop, aged warm ivory paper background with subtle stains, fibers, dust, spots, tiny cracks, faint grid lines, registration marks, dotted halftone areas, technical drawing lines, and archival museum panel textures. Subject: A massive, broken Renaissance-style marble bust, occupying two-thirds of the right side of the poster, cropped close to the top edge, extending to the bottom edge. The bust should resemble a classical male philosopher with curly hair and a long robe, but the statue is broken and cracked. The left side retains the pale, cracked texture of marble; the right side is hollowed out and filled with dense, exposed machinery: tangled beige and black cables, circuit boards, ribbon cables, brass connectors, tiny chips, dark mechanical cavities, and plaster fragments. Add notched edges, collapsed stones, missing blocks, and dust. Place a flat, opaque, grayish-brown square in the center of the face, like a neutral review occlusion block or a placeholder for a missing image. Central digital overlay: Add a retro Windows 95-style error dialog box to the lower chest area of ​​the half-body portrait. It has a dark blue title bar and displays {argument name="error title" default="Fatal Error"} The main body is gray, with a red circular icon featuring a white X, a small close button in the upper right corner, and a message.{argument name="error message" default="System failure at address 0041:7B3E The operation completed successfully."} Includes a rectangular "OK" button and a large, pixelated white mouse cursor pointing to it. Typography and minor interface details: On the left, the main title is typified in a sophisticated editing style, mixing serif and bold, compressed sans-serif fonts. "AI" is enlarged and set to burnt orange, "IS" to a smaller dark gray, "THINKING" to bold dark gray, and "SO I DON'T HAVE TO" to an elegant serif font, with "TO" in burnt orange. Below this is a four-line lowercase text block: "DELEGATION," "AS EVOLUTION.", "COMPLACENCY," and "AS DESIGN." Below that is a small orange Roman numeral marker "III." Vertical microtext along the far left edge reads "EX06/95 47-A" and "MIND / MACHINE INTERFACE." A tiny label "Fig. 01" is added near the top left corner. Add tiny technical text “CALC. // HUMAN INPUT 0.001%” and small barcode-like markers and square color blocks near the bottom left corner. Additional graphic elements: a faint circular technical chart in the bottom left quadrant, an orange nested angular geometric symbol near the bottom left corner, a cluster of black droplets of binary data consisting of 0s and 1s in the bottom right corner of the bust, and several thin black drawing lines with crosshair scales and dotted measurement guides distributed across the poster. Keep most of the left-side background white to emphasize the editorial negative space. Visual style: a sophisticated conceptual mixed-media collage, a combination of an antique museum catalog and cybernetic ruins, highly detailed realistic marble and electronic components, and a restrained palette of ivory, stone gray, dark graphite, matte brass, burnt orange, gray-blue, and gray-brown. The lighting is soft and diffused, with realistic shadows and tactile paper textures. The atmosphere is intellectual, eerie, ironic, and slightly apocalyptic. Constraints: No extra characters, no modern glossy UI, no neon cyberpunk lighting, no clean futuristic robot faces, no watermarks. Retain a precise count of elements: 1 bust, 1 taupe face mask, 1 error dialog, 1 "OK" button, 1 cursor, 1 binary droplet cluster, 1 circular chart, 1 orange nested corner marker, 1 "III" marker, and 4 lines of small delegate text.